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📊 Microsoft Excel
SpreadPong
The Q4 performance review is your playing field. Cells shatter on impact. Live formulas update your score. Finance will be devastated.
Pong · cells shatter · live formulas ↗
📄 Microsoft Word
Type-O
Corporate buzzwords are falling into your document. Type them to delete them before they corrupt the file. WPM bonus. Combo multiplier.
Typing · buzzwords · WPM scoring ↗
📊 Microsoft PowerPoint
SlideWrecker
Each brick is a slide from the deck your manager made you sit through. Your laser pointer is the paddle. Destroy every slide. You've earned it.
Breakout · laser pointer · 24 slides ↗
📧 Microsoft Outlook
Inbox Zero
847 unread emails and counting. Shoot them down before they reach the bottom. Your spam folder shields you. Achieve the impossible: inbox zero.
Space Invaders · waves · reply-all bosses ↗
📧 OFFICE FACILITIES
Bin There
Rejected memos are piling up. Read the HVAC variance and flick every crumpled disaster into recycling.
Toss · crosswind · streak scoring ↗
🎙️ MICROSOFT TEAMS
You're on Mute
Your boss has one quick question. Your dog has several. Work the mic and camera through a chaotic video call. Three strikes and HR joins the meeting.
Reflexes · 60-second calls · streak scoring ↗
📅 MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
Calendar Tetris
Your calendar has room for one more meeting. According to everyone except you. Fit the falling invites across all seven days, reclaim your time, and survive the mandatory sync.
Tetris · surprise invites · reclaim your week ↗