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arcade · four games

Office
Hours

Pong played across spreadsheet cells. Breakout that demolishes a slide deck. Destruction of those annoying emails. A typing game with no patience for you. Three machines about the fine art of looking extremely busy.

plays in browserno installkeyboard
Clock in
DO NOT DISTURB
=LOOK(BUSY)
dweebSheet — Q4_final_v7.xls▾
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=LOOK(BUSY)
archive entertainment

Rerun

A quote machine that runs for a bunch of minutes before it repeats itself. Handful of shows. The season, episode and when it was first good — from the transcripts, pretty cool. The ones that weren't good didn't make it.

TV SHOWSMOVIESPROBABLY OTHER STUFF
Roll the tape
BE KIND, REWIND
MTV PLAYED MUSIC
“No soup for you!”Seinfeld · S7E6
“Bake him away, toys.”The Simpsons · S5E2
“Darkness rules.”Butt-Head · Rollins Band
time capsule · artifact

Ninty
nine

A homepage from 1999 that never got finished — because none of them ever did. Hit counter, guestbook, webring, a glorious non-stop marquee. Geocities, Angelfire and all the unicorn vomit. I spent a lot of time in the basement.

best at 800×600midi optional
Enter homepage
under construction
sign my guestbook
*** WELCOME 2 MY HOMEPAGE *** SIGN THE GUESTBOOK *** BEST VIEWED AT 800x600 ***
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~ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ~
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simulation · full desktop

56k

An entire mid-90s operating system that boots inside your browser. Draggable windows, a paint program, a minesweeper, a media player, a filesystem with secrets in it — and a browser holding some websites, all bookmarked so you never have to guess.

12 fake sites6 appswindow manager
Boot it up
love windows 95? me too.
C:\\> dweeb95
dweeb 95✕
My Computer
Navigator
Dialing 555-0100…
game · one button

Beeline

A dash across the high steel, Tap to jump, hold to leap further. Every gap can be jumped if you're good. If you're not, well, that's unfortunate. It was done 24,000 times so I'm not making this stuff up. Don't fall and do good.

PLAYS IN BROWSERKEYBOARD
Start running
Tested a bunch of times
hold to leap
ZIP!
quiet · no objective

Still

Rain running down a window at dusk, city lights out of focus behind it. The glass fogs over and you wipe it clear with your finger. Nothing is counted, nothing is unlocked, and nothing at all is asked of you. Just chill, bro.

no scoresound optionalstay a while
Sit down
wipe the glass
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Bringing back the internet as intended.

NOCOOKIES
NOPOPUPS
NONEWSLETTERS
NOMONETIZATION